Tuesday, July 10, 2012

The Not So Amazing Spider-Bad?!

I went into The Amazing Spider-Man with high hopes having seen the box office success and recommendations of the film but boy oh boy was it far from good... Where do I even begin!? Lets start off with the fact that the trailer has a deleted scene in it so right off the bat the movie is falsely advertised -___- Next comes the huge shocker that Emma Stone's characters name is Gwen Stacy... WHAT?! That is like changing Peter Parker's name to Bob Hope, NOOOO it has always been Mary Jane and Mary Jane is what it should ALWAYS be!!!! Lets move onto the point of the movie after Peter has been bitten by the spider which came after the first grueling hour. It only takes a few hints for smart people to realize that sticking to stuff and breaking stuff so easily only means one thing.... you're not human anymore, there is no need to spend 30 minutes showing the same thing over and over again to get your point across, plus the continuity mistakes were relentless, at one point Peter was sticking to everything possible and then the next scene he isn't sticking to Dr. Curt Conner's book... hmmmm flawed much? The movie was so ridiculous that my mind wandered throughout the movie, and I don't have an attention disorder, yet it was in the theater that I decided that I was going to invest in a hamster, but that's besides the point :p. Lets turn our attention to Andrew Garfield's acting because that one is a doozy... When I found out about a year ago that the Social Network star would be portraying Spider-Man I knew it was a huge mistake because lets face it, you are not superhero material. I also didn't know Spider-Man was Rain Man's estranged offspring o.O what was with the turrets and stuttering bro?! AND THE ACCENT!!! WHAT WAS THAT!!! Most of my friends are from New York and not a single one of them has a New Yorker accent so why should you, when you were a young Peter Parker at the start of the film you had no accent so how did you acquire one suddenly and why doesn't Emma Stone, Dennis Leary, Martin Sheen, and Sally Fields have one? Please stick to funding Facebook Mr. Garfield. From beginning to end all I wanted was for the movie to end!!! American movie goers, no worldwide movie goers do NOT know what a good movie is because this is an absolute failure after watching three superb Spider-Man's with Tobey McGuire. On a lighter note his suit was shiny! That's the only compliment I can really think of, oh wait no it was also a pretty good cast minus Garfield, the famous cast almost... just almost hid the fact that this movie was shit. For future reference director Marc Webb, don't make another Spider-Man movie if you are not Sam Raimi and you can't book Tobey McGuire, it pains me to say Kirsten Dunst, and hottie tottie James Franco. Its safe to say that Spider-Man's era has come to an end now that the GOOD cast has moved on, it's about time film-makers do to, lets give other superheroes a chance to shine now. And that concludes the bashing of the Amazing Spider-Man. Not so amazing after all.

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